Words and Weddings

It was beautiful.  Everything changed.

In this photo, Campbell Creek winds through midtown Anchorage.  Hundreds of mosquitoes were murdered in this spot.  They had no idea they were at a June wedding.

I brought all of my supplies: a bible, two sets of my notes, a stand for my notes, flat bread and juice for communion, small plastic communion cups, and a wine glass for display.  I also brought a second stand that was missing a tightening pin.  The wine glass broke before the service.  The blood of Christ poured out for me.

She wore white, and he wore a grin.  We came there for a covenant.  But, what is a covenant?  Words?  Promises?  Somehow, I said words; they said words; and then I said, “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”  I may have even said, “God will make two one flesh.”  But, that brings up the question, “What was God doing before?” He made the flesh.  He cared for the flesh.  He guided the flesh through all the past bad relationships.  Then he began to wind these two fleshii together, to bind their parents and families together.  And then, there we were.  We were a bunch of flesh getting munched on by mosquitoes.  It was beautiful.

I don’t know if you believe me, but a miracle happened that day.  The two becoming one is a miracle in progress.  The miracle that happens is that at a wedding we have the audacity to tell God, “Listen to these promises. They are important.”  God smiles and consecrates them. The marriage covenant is temporary in our culture.  People have first, second, third, fourth and fifth marriages.  But, the marriage covenant is eternally temporary.

“For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven”  (Matt 22:30).

We see that the words we say in a marriage ceremony sound like all our words and appeals to God.  “God! This right now really matters.  Do something!”  Our something could be to heal, to guide, to consecrate, to protect.  And God obliges us.  He doesn’t say, “You fool.  Your circumstances are temporary.  My Glory is there for you to behold.  I am making all things new.  Why fumble with broken things?”  The miracle of a marriage ceremony is that God hears our words and consecrates our broken things, our tentative things, our fragile marriages.  He uses our broken things to show his holiness.  Broken things leak holiness.

Halfway through the ceremony I spoke for someone else and said, “This is my body broken for you.”

God’s Commands: Exodus 30-40

Things have been very hot in Alaska.  There has been a tragic fire just north of Anchorage.  Things are too hot.  The same thing happened at my church’s coffee shop campus.  Twelve-one-hundred caught fire.  That is an exaggeration.  The mulch caught fire.  I spent my Saturday afternoon spraying down the mulch and turning it over.  The heat is getting to me.

In this installment of my mission to record all the commands in scripture, the heat will get to the Israelites.  The ex-slaves can’t handle this Yahweh-god.  He is too strange for them.  He isn’t controllable like the other gods.  By the end of it all though, God will command them to build a tent just for him.  Ready or not, God will dwell with his people.

Exo 30:23, 34 “Take the finest spices: of liquid myrrh… cinnamon… aromatic cane…  Take sweet spices…”  Everything before this has been the same future-tense commands as the Ten Commandments.  The people aren’t stationary yet. They aren’t building an altar of incense or taking a census of all the land.  But they do have olive oil and spices, so they can begin consecrating things now.  This is a metaphor for how we should live our lives.  God does have big beautiful plans for us.  We may one day build altars and survey far off lands.  But today, we can claim what is around us as holy.  We have the common things, the everyday things, oil and spices.  Holiness is for today, not for the some-day.

Exo 31:2 “Look!  I have called by my name Bezalel.”  The command is for Moses to “look.”  God is calling Moses to see the reality of what he has done. He put his Spirit on the artisan.  Artistic talent, inspiration, is miraculous.  The God of the slaves is not above being a muse, but he is a muse in control.

Exo 31:13 “Speak to the people of Israel…”  The instruction for the people is “You shall keep my Sabbaths” but the actual command is for Moses the prophet to speak to God’s people.  I am curious to know how the people heard this.  We think about Sabbath regulations as ancient and a given, but for these people they were new.  When God said, “It is a sign forever,” he was saying a new thing to these people.

Exo 32:7, 10 “Go down… let me alone, that my wrath may burn hot, that I may make a great nation of you.”  Moses is commanded to go down the mountain so that God can charge his laser cannon and blast the idolatrous people.  The golden calf caused this moment of great testing for Moses.  Abraham was tested by a knife and the life of a son dumb enough to carry the wood.  Moses was tested with God’s wrath and the life of thousands dumb enough to worship their jewelry.  But the test for Abraham was to trust that God would provide.  The test for Moses was to trust that God would show mercy.

Exo 32:12, 13 “Turn from your burning anger… relent from this disaster… Remember Abraham…”  Did Moses quiver when he said this?  These are the three most daring imperatives so far in scripture.  If the word “relent”, nacham, bothers you, the last time it was used is Gen 6:6 when God “was sorry” for making humanity right before he drowns everyone.

I’ll indulge in a theological digression on this verse.  At a simple level, these two passages (and any passage talking about God’s arm, hands, face, etc.) is an anthropomorphism.  Where is your mind?  In your head.  Where is God’s mind?  But, if an ancient Hebrew culture could mean mind as the Greek idea of “will” (They wouldn’t. They didn’t have a pompous view of the humanity, Psa 8:4.), then certainly God’s will is different than ours.  When I change my will to a “better choice” it is because I have new data, and I was on a “less-better choice” originally.  If God actually changes the stream that his will flows down, it would not be because of a lack of data or because he was doing something “less-better” before.

Exo 32:27 “Every man, put his sword on his side… go over and return from gate to gate… and kill.”  There are four imperatives in this verse.  Moses is uttering the commands of Yahweh.  He relented from the plan to wipe the people out and make Moses the boss, but he did not relent from justice.  Interestingly, the word “go over” (most translations say “Go back and forth”) is the same root as Exo 12:12 when God pass-overs Egypt and kills the slave masters’ firstborns.

Exo 32:34 “Now go.  Lead the people where I told you… when the time comes I will punish.”  Yahweh resumes regular relations with his people.  He tells the prophet what’s up, then the prophet tells the people.  However, things aren’t regular at all.  It sounds like God is putting punishment off to a later date.

Exo 33:1 “Depart! Go up from here.”  Yahweh is telling the people to get back on track.

Exo 33:5 “Tell the Israelites… put off your ornaments.”  God commands Moses to command the people to get simple.  God is resetting the relationship from Sinai forward.  The golden-calf really messed things up.  Yahweh becomes more ornate in his dealings with the people (Tabernacle vs. Mountain Top) and the people become less ornate.

Exo 34:1 “Cut out for yourself two tablets of stone like the former ones.”  Yahweh is really resetting things.  Interestingly, Moses is looking for what God is like in 33:18, “show me your glory.” Moses expects some big shiny thing, but here, God shows what he is like by doing a remaking thing.

Exo 34:2 “Be ready by the morning.” God is calling Moses back up to his mountain top post like in Exo 33:21, “You shall stand there on that rock.”  And as far as “be ready”, this probably references all the purification rites laid out in Exo 19.

Exo 34:11, 12 “Keep watch of what I am commanding… Keep watch that you make no covenant” Some translations use “obey,” however shamar usually is the term for holding down the fort.  God wants the people to take heed of how war is going to happen in the Promised Land.  The Israelites are not allowed to sign treaties with the pagan kingdoms.

Exo 34:27 “Then the LORD said to Moses, ‘Write down the words… a covenant with you and Israel.” A new covenant exactly like the old one except for the passage of time, betrayal and the death of several thousand Israelites.

Exo 34:34-35 “This is the word that the LORD commanded, ‘Take an offering.'” Moses challenges the people to provide for the tabernacle.

That’s it.  Yahweh doesn’t speak again until after the tabernacle is built.  Chapters 35-39 are “They built this… They crafted that.”  In chapter 40 Yahweh shows back up, but the commands are all in the future tense, “You will anoint this… you will place that.”  The book of Exodus ends with the discussion of God’s presence.  It answers the question, “So, how can this Yahweh-god actually dwell with these stiff-necked people and not destroy them?”  The answer, a really pretty tent.  Now God just needs to teach them how to use it.

God’s Commands: Exodus 20-29

Surprise!  The ten commandments are not as they seem.  The ex-slaves, the Israelites, are afraid of their rain-frogs-from-the-sky God, and cherubs aren’t just a type of tomato.  It’s another edition of me making an addition to my cataloging the imperatives in scripture.

Exo 20:12 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the LORD your God is giving you.”  None of the other members of the Ten Commandments are actual imperatives.  Confession, I have lied to you (oops #9).  Some of the most powerful commands in scripture grammatically are future tense, “You will never do X.”  More specifically the ten commandments are imperfect tense. They can never be completed, or they are in process.  So the question is, “Why is the command about parents imperative?”  Short answer, most of the commands are looking forward to a time when the people are stationary enough to have a full society (courts, metallurgy, temples, property, etc.) but everyone has parents (notwithstanding Peter Pan and crew).  But, I have another guess; the honoring of parents is the only one of the ten that is not eternal.  For all eternity, stealing is not what God wants, but by the time of Jesus it appears that family ties are becoming less important (Mark 3:33; Mark 12:25).  God specifically says, “You do this now” because now is all we’ve got to honor our parents.

Exo 20:19 “You speak to us, and we will listen; but do not let God speak to us, lest we die.” The people don’t want God talking to them any more.

Exo 23:21 “Pay careful attention to him and obey his voice; do not rebel against him, for he will not pardon your transgression, for my name is in him.”  God is warning the people against turning against their helping guide.  The two commands are lit. ”  This is similar to Jesus warning about the Holy Spirit (Mark 3:29).  If God sends spiritual help you and you rebel, life is not the reward.

Exo 24:1 “Then he said to Moses, “Come up to the LORD, you and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel, and worship from afar.” The command “come up” seems normal, but this is a big time empathy moment for God.  In the last half of Exo 23, Yahweh tells the people they will spend the first couple generations in the land engaged in bloody conflict.  This is deflating news for anyone, especially recently freed and sunburned slaves.  The carrot to the stick is the opportunity to draw close to Yahweh.

Exo 24:12, 14 “Now the LORD said to Moses, “Come up to Me on the mountain and remain there, and I will give you the stone tablets… But to the elders [Moses] said, “Wait here for us until we return to you.”  God commands Moses to go higher.  Moses tells the elders to stay midway up the mountain.

Exo 25:2 “Tell the sons of Israel to raise a contribution for Me; from every man whose heart moves him you shall raise My contribution.”  God commands the prophet Moses to proclaim what the people should do.  Interestingly, this is the first occurrence of terumah in scripture.  The traditional word for offering, minkhah, first used in Gen 4:3 with Cain and Abel is the general term for stuff offered to God/gods (Lev 2).  The contribution Yahweh calls for here is a new thing because it is intended not for the altar but for the construction of the worship center, the tabernacle.

Exo 25:19, 40 “And make one cherub… and see that you make [the lamp-stands] according to the pattern..”  God teaches the people how to make a holy place.  In v40 there is the added command of “see”, God commands their mind’s eye to follow what they saw on the mountain.

Exo 28:1 “Then bring near to yourself Aaron your brother, and his sons with him, from among the sons of Israel, to minister as priest…” Moses’ relationship to Yahweh has progressed.  The first words from Yahweh to Moses were “Moses, Moses… don’t come near” (3:3, 5)  Now Yahweh tells his prophet to command priests to come near.

Exo 28:42 “And you shall make for them linen breeches to cover their bare flesh; they shall reach from the loins even to the thighs.” The translations have vv31, 36, 39 and 42 all as similar instructions on how to dress the priests, “You will make…”  However, only v42 is a true imperative, and it is an imperative singular.  Moses is intended.  There is no obvious theological difference unless God wants to hit home to Moses that he alone must make the priests’ underwear.

Exo 29:1 “Now this is what you shall do to them to consecrate them to minister as priests to Me: take one young bull and two rams without blemish…”  God begins the final instructions to lighten Moses’ priestly load.  The specific imperative is “take one young…”  These bulls’ are an exchange for the lives of the priest.  The symbolism is that God’s holiness would consume anyone who would minister in the tabernacle.  Interestingly v1 emphasizes what Moses must do, but the end of the chapter has “So I will consecrate the tent of meeting and the altar and will consecrate Aaron and his sons to serve me as priests. Then I will dwell among the Israelites and be their God.” (44-45).  Moses consecrating actions are preparation for the main event, God’s movement and indwelling.

In Exodus God has heard the people.  He has freed the people.  He gave the people sustenance, manna and quail, but now God has given them life.  In Exodus 20-29 God has given his people Torah and the priesthood.  These tools of consecration will prepare the people for Yahweh to be their God.

Bird Ridge

Each step was earned.  “How could the trail runners do that?”  I pondered in my throbbing brain.  Middle aged men in skimpy shorts pounded up the incline.  When I hike I pretend it is survival of the fittest.  I am a velociraptor overtaking prey.  I will push myself past others. “Ok, you can’t pause for a breather until you overtake that family with two kids.”  These trail runners are the T-Rex of the mountain.  As they sped past me, I became a non-combatant Zen-master.  “We are all here to enjoy nature.  It isn’t about competition.”

This story is about Scottie.  Scottie lives in one of the most beautiful valleys in Alaska.  But, his scout leader drove him south of a big city to hike an incredibly steep trail.  I never saw the van, but I assume it smelled of chocolate and body odor.  As I solo hiked up, the troop was hiking down.  I could hear the cawing of young teens when the wind wasn’t blowing.  Then I saw them coming over a rise.

“Robert, get back on the trail!”

“I.  Am.  A. Mountaineeeer!” Robert would dramatize a word with each bounding step.  This started the stampede.

Teenagers are not self-conscious.  It is often quoted that teens are slaves to peer pressure.  I believe it is more that their peripheral vision has no self-consciousness.  True, their peers influence their actions greatly, but they only partake in “stupid” actions because they have a limited view of who is in their proximity for possible social interactions.  The stampede down the mountain began because the boys could only see each other.  They had a false cohort.  They failed to realize that several dozen or even hundred people would participate with them in climbing up and down that mountain.  A teenager doesn’t speed because his or her friend’s opinion is overly important. He speeds because a cop’s opinion doesn’t exist.

I shattered the boys’ worldview.  At a narrow section of trail, I brought the first scout to a halt.  My presence caused him to realize, “At this speed, one of us will fall off.”  The slowdown telepathically spread to the troop.  The flock of starlings slowed and sheepishly looked at me, the adult, for approval.  I nodded and they lumbered past.  The last boy said, “Thanks mister.  There’s some more up there.”  I replied, “No problem. You boys be safe.” Fat chance.

I came to the top of the rise where I first spied the boys when I saw the stragglers.  Two scout leaders, and a smaller child.  His green jacket was too big and his steps too small.  I thought nothing of it as I grunted, “Howdy,” and continued up.

“Aaahhh!”

I whirled around to see the smaller child grasping his ankle.  The scout leader was awkwardly retracing his steps to a sharp turn in the treeless path.  A man-sized boulder blocked the path and hikers were supposed to flow around it.  Slightly to the left of the boulder sat the small child who obviously had failed at the maneuver.

“Scottie!  Did you roll your ankle?”  “Uh huh.”

Emasculation began to creep over our hero and he said, “I think I can stand.”  He braced a hand against the boulder, grunted against his swollen ankle, and crumpled back to the path.

I was fifteen yards away.  I knew I should show concern.  With two scout leaders close to the child I assumed it would be safe to restate the facts, “He rolled his ankle.  You guys need anything?”

The hat-less scout leader bellowed down to the rest of the troop, “Tell Robert to stop.  Jake, bring up the first aid kit.” Scottie drank water from his over engineered canteen while the other scout leader untied his shoe. The hat-less leader turned to me, “We should be okay.  Thank you.”  I could see Scottie wiggling his toes and flexing his ankle.  He only grimaced.  There were no howls of a broken bone.

“Alright.  Godspeed Scottie.  You still have about fifteen thousand feet.  It is going to be a long day.”  I regretted the words as soon as I said them.  I should have encouraged the kid so I said, “But, I believe in you.”

At this point, James showed up panting with a red backpack.  I turned around and began attacking the scree leading to the next flat section.  I thought, “Don’t slip and look like an idiot in front of the kid you just terrorized with compassion.”  The rocks underneath me gave a few inches, so I put my hands to the steep ground for stability.  I heard muffled conversations and grunts below me, but I assumed my adventure with the scouts was over.  “Focus on the rocks. Focus on your hands,” I told myself.

When I reached the top of the scree I dusted myself off and decided it was time to look around for a bald eagle.  I looked for a silhouette against the waves in the Turnagain Arm, no luck.  But, I scanned up the valley and saw a hovering shape, a buzzard with a white head.  I breathed out, “Wow, this is where I live.”

From my perch I glanced forty yards below me to the now huddled troop.  Everyone was looking through their packs.  The Good Samaritan in me shouted over the wind, “Do you need anything?” The hat-less leader hollered, “If you have some fresh Ace bandage, that would be great.”  He held up a moldy and overstretched specimen.  I began sliding back down the scree, toes first, butt almost touching the ground.  “Yes!  Be there in a minute.”

When I reached Scottie and the troop, I could see everyone was pausing.  The adults didn’t have the tools they needed.  All the boys were daydreaming, kicking rocks, or punching each other.  They were a very calm bunch given the circumstances.  I greeted the sitting boy, “Hey Scottie, we’ll get you fixed up and down the trail.”  I pulled my pack off and a slight panic ran up my spine.  What if I hadn’t packed the bandage?  I would be one more unprepared adult.

I clawed out my red first aid pouch from my pack.  Yes, I put a fanny-pack in my pack.  The Ace bandage was pressing against the open zipper in anticipation.  “I’ll let you take care of it,” I told the hat-less scout leader as I handed him the bandage.  “Thanks,” he said as he took the bandage and passed it off to the hat-wearing leader who was running the OR.

The waiting rooms small talk began on the mountainside.  “So where are you guys from?”  “Yeah really.  That’s a long way to drive with the troop.”  “Oh me, I am from south Anchorage.”  “No, never hiked this trail.  It’s really steep.  Are you training the troop for something big?”

Scottie was wrapped up and pushing toward standing.  He limped a few steps and the rest of the troop began to lean downhill toward the van.  I could hear the hat-wearing troop leader murmuring assessment questions to the standing boy.  I quietly advised the hat-less leader, “I don’t know if you are allowed, but I’d give him some Tylenol or something.  He still has a long walk.”

“James, do you have any pain meds?”  “What are those?” “You know, Tylenol, Ibuprofen.  Stuff you take when you have a headache.”  James shook a bottle from his pack, “The red ones in there say Advil.”  The hat-wearing nurse directed Scottie to swig the pills and extra water.

I prepared my exit by saying, “Well, I’m glad you all are okay.  Be safe on the way down.”

“Thanks for the help.  Scottie, what do you tell the man?”  Scottie squinted into the sun, “Thanks mister.”  I smiled back, “You’re welcome, and remember, always be prepared.”

God’s Commands: Exodus 13-19

In the story of Exodus, God has freed a people, but they are not yet his people.  After the Passover, most of the liberated mass would not be able to single out Yahweh in a lineup of deities.  Their devotion is an “I’m with him” and not an “I’m for him.”  I am working through all of scripture sifting out the imperatives, the commands issued by God.  Sometimes I stop off to examine imperatives given by humans, but as we just read in Exodus, even a man-god’s commands don’t amount for much.  What will God do with this new people leaving Egypt?

Exo 13:2 “Consecrate to me all the firstborn.”  The verb for consecrate is the verbal form of the word holy or set apart, qodesh. The people inherently are “set apart” in the ancient world.  The rag-tag group of Hebrews are the only group of freed slaves running around.  They had no identity.  The temptation to blend in would have been palpable.  But God turns up the awkwardness, “The world looks at you as different, but be even more set apart.”

The rest of chapter 13 is instructions from Moses on how to behave in the future.  God only need to say, “Be holy to me” (v2).  The rest falls in line, much like the “be blameless” of Gen 17:1.  One imperative is enough.

Exo 14:2 “Tell the people of Israel to turn back and encamp.”  The command is for Moses to tell the people the plan.  God hasn’t forgotten Pharaoh.

Exo 14:13 Moses exhorts the whiny people, “Stand firm!  See the salvation of the LORD!”  The phrase “fear not” is not a true imperative.  Obviously, the people are already fearful.

Exo 14:15-16 “Tell the Israelites… Lift up your staff… stretch out your hand… divide the sea.”  All these powerful commands are given to Moses after God asks, “Why Moses do you cry to me?”  The tone sounds similar to Mark 6:37, “You feed them.”  Notice, this is another staff-hand pattern miracle.

Exo 14:26 “Stretch out you hand…. so that the waters may come back.”  God reminds Moses, “Don’t forget to close the door.”

Exo 15:21 “Sing to the LORD.”  Miriam is the first worship leader.  Moses has commanded the ex-slaves to prepare meals and pack light, but Miriam’s short song commands the community to do what they were made for.  Moses’ song is all “me and God.”

Exo 16:12, 16 “I have heard the grumbling… speak to them… Gather of it as much as you can eat.”  The quail and manna are a novel give-and-take of God’s commands and the people’s desire.  The goal: after God has filled them, “Then you shall know that I am Yahweh your God.”  Yahweh is going to stand out in the lineup.

Exo 16:23, 25 “Bake… boil… lay aside till the morning” (v23).  Moses is teaching the people how to prepare for Sabbath.  Six days they walk outside their tents and depend on God’s provision of manna and quail.  For the seventh day, they get ready for a different kind of provision, God’s rest.  “Eat it today” is the command for the manna that miraculously lasts through the night to the Sabbath (v25).  Notice that the day to day provision consisted of God creating, the Sabbath provision consisted of God making something not face decay and destruction.

Exo 16:29, 33 “See!… remain each of you in his place” (v29).  God commands the people to observe what he has done and rest in it.  “Take a jar, put an omer of manna in it, and place it before Yahweh” (v33).  Three of God’s commands spoken by Moses give ceremony to the “See!” of v29.  Like Noah’s rainbow, God creates the best memorials.

Exo 17:5 “Pass on before the people… take the staff… and go.”  The people don’t realize how near danger they are.  “Why do you test Yahweh?” (v2).  The verb “pass” is the same verb from Exo 12:12 “I will pass through the land of Egypt at night, and I will attack.”  God addresses their grumbling for water by showing the leaders his presence, “I will stand before [you and the elders] on the rock” (v6).

Exo 17:14 “Write this as a memorial in a book and recite it.”  God has commanded a new thing, writing.  Notice again that God creates his own memorials.  The word “recite” is a form that usually means place (Gen 2:8 God “places” man in the garden).  The verb is more about where the word lands and less on the manner of speaking.

Exo 18 deals with Jethro and the administration of the people.  God does not directly speak.

Exo 19:12, 15, 21.  God is concerned with proximity, but Moses and the priests are concerned with purity.  God commands two true imperatives in this passage, “You will say, ‘Take care/guard yourselves from going up” (v12) and “Go down!  Warn the people, lest they break through to the LORD” (v21).  Getting too close to the mountain is dangerous.  How does Moses convey this to the people? “Be ready for the third day; do not go near a woman” (v15).  God had just commanded Moses to tell the people how to setup a boundary and all Moses says is, “Get ready.  Don’t have sex.”

God creates his own memorials.  That is a good thing to, because his people are on the move.  Geographically they are moving, but their identity also is shifting.  For the first time in Exodus, the Hebrews have a clue as to who they are following.  This Yahweh does strange and marvelous things, but unlike the Hebrews’ last god, Yahweh’s biggest command so far has been rest.  Next time, God will add ten more commands.

Book/Movie Review: Gone Girl

When I think about the narration in Gillian Flynn’s 2012 thriller novel “Gone Girl”, I float off into a trance.  I have to pull myself back to reality.  The story is narration, narration that I enjoy way too much.  There are action scenes, but the real thrill is waiting on the thoughts coming from our twisted protagonists,  Nick and Amy.  Or, are they antagonists?  I must confess, I find the horrifically clean ending to be a guilty pleasure.  But, maybe I am morally superior to the characters. They hate their final situation because they want out.  I love their final situation because it displays how matrimony can jarringly turn on its head.  Any reader says, “My marriage isn’t that bad.”  But, the real terror in this mystery story is that any untended marriage could could end like the Dunne’s.  There is one crack in this thriller’s iron-clad plot.  In the brown house scene, why didn’t the cops ever trace the phone number the alarm call was made to?

David Fincher’s film adaptation of “Gone Girl” perfectly tells the story .  Rosamund Pike’s smile in the ER is Anthony-Hopkin-level creepiness.  Like many film adaptations, the characters where distilled to one characteristic.  Nick is blundering.  I wish Fincher had distilled Nick down to menacing, but Affleck would not have fit the part.  Amy’s parents are snobs.  Gosh is betrayed.  Detective Boney is suspicious.  Unfortunately, the film did not have time to flesh out the overt feminist subtext of the novel.  We only hear Nick’s father cursing women.  We don’t hear Nick’s inner turmoil and guilt over how he himself views women.  The biggest blunder of the film was casting Neil Patrick Harris as Desi.  He does a decent job of being creepy until the line, “Octopus and scrabble?”  From then on his character comes off as pitiable instead of loath-able.

I am torn on whether I enjoy the book or the film more.  The trouble is the story transcends the medium.  Nick and Amy’s train wreck of a relationship would be jaw dropping if it was portrayed with balloon animals.  The book fills in more of the details of the how and why. “He did that to her!?  She did that to him?!”  However the film dishes out the plot faster.  There is something impressive about watching things get that twisted in under three hours.  In the end, I side with the novel.  It came first.  It has hall of fame level narration.  It is amazing.

God’s Commands: Exodus 7-12

Two gods, two peoples are about to battle to the death.  The main event is Yahweh vs. Pharaoh.  I am cataloging all of the imperatives in scripture.  Last time we saw how Exodus paints this picture of an Israelite God who issues commands but provides the means of obeying.  Pharaoh on the other hand gives harsh commands, “More bricks,” but he makes it impossible to fulfill them.  In chapters 7-12 one commander will emerge victorious.

Exo 7:1 “See!  I have made you [like a] God to Pharaoh.”  The command addresses Moses’ vision like in 4:21.  English translations add the “like a” so we don’t think God is a polytheist.  This verse is tied to 4:16 because there Moses and Aaron are established as a god-prophet duo.

Exo 7:9 “Give a miracle… take your staff… cast it down.”  God is scripting the conversation, “Pharaoh will command this, then you will command this.”  Interestingly, God knows what both sides should say.  Also, many translations have “Do a miracle” or “prove yourselves”.  The verb more literally means “give.”  Pharaoh is commanding that Moses give him something as tribute.  This is no open hearted or curious inquiry.  “You say you are from some other god, then give me a miracle.”

Exo 7:15, 16, 19 “Go to Pharaoh… Let my people go… Say to Aaron… Take your staff… stretch out your hand.”  Once again God writes the script.  Pharaoh is not giving commands any more.  Notice in v22 he doesn’t even command the magicians to copy the miracle.  They just do it to cheer Pharaoh up.  He instead sulks into his palace.

Exo 8:1, 5 “Go to Pharaoh… Let my people go… Say to Aaron… Stretch out your hand.”  God’s commands for Pharaoh are the same as the first plague.  The script for Aaron has changed.  The commands for Aaron in 7:19 include imperatives targeting the staff and Aaron’s hands.  However, v5 has “hand with your staff.”  The staff has been downgraded some how.  Can’t have Aaron do the same motions for the same effect.

Exo 8:8-9 “Entreat with Yahweh… Have the honor of [naming] the time.”  Moses is killing Pharaoh with kindness.  Pharaoh is viscerally begging Moses to act and Moses is essentially saying, “Have some dignity (if you are a god), order me a time to call the plague off.”

On v7, there are no commands here, but the magicians just really aren’t helping.  “Pharaoh, sorry Moses made frogs ruin the economy.  See we can make more frogs.”  You aren’t helping.

Exo 8:16, 20, 25 “Say to Aaron… Stretch out your staff… strike the dust…  The plague of gnats is a standard staff plague, but this plague trips up the magicians (v18).  God doesn’t issue the “let my people” command before the gnats.  They just are commanded.

Exo 8:20, 25, 28 “Get up early… present yourselves… Let my people go… Go! Sacrifice to your God… Entreat for me.” In terms of hands and staff motions, the flies are a non-standard plague.  God just announces something will happen tomorrow, but “let my people go” returns.  Also, this is the first plague where Israel is treated differently.  Goshen won’t have any flies.  Pharaoh doesn’t let the people go, but he does let them sacrifice.  The entreat/plead is the same idea as v8.  Pharaoh knows when he is beat.  Notice how the pattern is shifting.  Last entreating, Moses had to remind Pharaoh of his “place as king,” but now Moses is manipulating Pharaoh’s commands.  “Letting us worship in the land isn’t your best idea.”

Exo 9:1, 8 “Go to Pharaoh… Let my people go… Take handfuls of soot…”  The plague on livestock is like the plague of flies.  It does not involve any actions on Aaron’s staff or hand or anything physical.  The “let my people” command has returned.  That’s four times so far.  Then, without skipping a beat and no conversation with Pharaoh, Moses starts throwing soot in the air.  Boils come on anything Egyptian.  Pharaoh is just becoming a reactive figure.  He isn’t leading anymore.

Exo 9:13, 19, 22, 28 “Get up early… present yourselves.. Let my people go… Send, bring your livestock… stretch out your hand… Entreat with Yahweh!”  The plague of hail has lots of parallels to the flies.  It ends with Pharaoh begging Moses to beg God, even calling on the name of Yahweh (“Who is this Yahweh” 5:2).

Exo 10:1, 3, 11, 12, 17 “Go to Pharaoh… Let my people go… “Go! The men only.  And serve… Stretch out your hand… Lift up my sins… Entreat Yahweh.”  Pharaoh is catching on to the manipulation.  Moses is changing the deal.  But, Pharaoh’s will is no match for locusts.  Locusts could completely wipe out an empire.  There is a reason Pharaoh refers to them as death.  Pharaoh now implies he has sinned.  Not just “Pray that God would stop it,” but “Pray for my sins, so God will stop it.”

Exo 10: 21, 24, 28 “Stretch out your hand… Go! Serve!… Go from me!  Watch yourself!”  Another hand command brings about three days of darkness.  This is a world of oil lamps.  Pharaoh has progressed from his reaction to locusts, “Take away death!” to promising death.  The language “you shall die” is an echo of Genesis 2:17.

Exo 11:2, 8 “Speak/instruct the people…”  Before the last plague God only commands that his prophet do what a prophet does.  Before the big stuff, the core of Moses’ relationship is to God’s people.

Exo 12:3, 21 “Speak/instruct the people… draw out and take a lamb… slaughter the paschal-lamb.”  The instruction is “Find a lamb, then slaughter the sacrifice.”  The identity of the animal changes once selected.  The common word for lamb occurs in the commands for “draw out” and “take” but the slaughter changes to the Hebrew word that we get paschal from.  God’s greatest plague demands an instruction in sacrifice.  A survey of the history of slave revolts would be interesting.  Is a sacrificial meal normal for a night before the revolution?

Exo 12:31, 32 During the Passover, no one talks.  The first words are “Get up! Go!…” and a broken Pharaoh cries, “Take your flocks… Go!”  Translations make “and bless me also” sound like it is the same as “take” and “go,” but it actually is not an imperative form.  Pharaoh has issued four commands for the slaves to be free, but he doesn’t dare command his blessing.

“And Jacob blessed Pharaoh and went out from the presence of Pharaoh.” Gen 47:10.  That is what the relationship used to be like.  The story of Exodus is god vs. God, slaves vs. masters, but also friend vs. friend.  God’s promise to Abraham was “all the nations of the earth will be blessed.”  Joseph’s family tried that out.  They came to Egypt, and they got burned.  But, we see that some of the slave-masters understood.  “The LORD had given the people favor in the sight of the Egyptians, so they let them have what they asked.  Thus they plundered the Egyptians” (Exo 12:36).  I usually read that verse as 1) Israel is making silent threats or 2) Egypt is too exhausted to care.  But, it seems the everyday Egyptians saw what Pharaoh didn’t.  Their empire came from these people.  Long ago these people blessed them.  This is a strange emancipation.  There is no dark period of reconstruction or lingering prejudice.  “The people are free and we are grateful for their blessing.”

The instructions for future celebrations of Passover in vv43-50 are just that, instructions for the future.  Translations use the word “shall” or “will”.  It would be interesting to do a study on how God orders the future, but that is outside of my scope.

Insurance Claim

His last name is ancient, as old as I am alive.  His first name is “healed by Ya.”  I spent an hour in a Sear’s parking lot with this child of God.

A few moments before the parking lot, my left turn signal existed.  It blinked.  I would be turning soon, but I wasn’t yet.  Fifteen drivers had not yet looked up from their phones to the green arrow.  Patience is a virtue, and Instagram can’t wait.

Crunch!  “Was that my car?” I think as a I look in the mirror.  Panicked and guilty eyes greet mine.  “Steer it and clear it,” I tell myself, “but do they even have that rule in Alaska?”  I have my CDL in the 49th state, but I can’t remember the accident protocol at all.  “I hope this guy has insurance,” I say out loud, hoping that the sound waves will influence reality.

I sheepishly parked by the median. I wave at the BMW behind me.  Over the scuffed bumper, he waves back.  Through the open window, a young voice pleads, “I’m fine, let’s pull into Walgreens.”  I nod in consent, and I immediately disobey.  The Sear’s parking lot is a safer choice.  I’m a professional driver. He’s obviously not safe. He can follow me.

“Should I call an officer?” I joked.

“No need, you clearly put it into reverse and backed into me,” my beanie-clad delay worser-joked.

I called my insurance agent right away.  “I am new to this state.  What do I need to do?”

The call with his insurance agent was more helpful.  Timothy was a young man who traveled with Paul. At the end of Paul’s life, he wrote letters to communicate with Tim over long distances.  My Timothy was working the late shift in a call center in Florida, and he was certifying that I wasn’t at fault.  Thanks Tim.  You’ve made the gecko proud.

And just like that, I caused marital discord.  The BMW wasn’t his.  Why was he driving his wife’s car?  Why a beanie with a concert t-shirt?  Now we were both late.  Neither of us planned on being delayed an hour in front of that broken down Sears.  Was his wife waiting?  I found myself happy he didn’t have a watch.  I knew how late we were.  My life demands my Timex.  As I passed the phone back to him, he puffed on his e-cigarette.

“Thanks for being so cool,” I grinned as I shook the driver’s hand.  I was out of body trying to be empathetic.

“I’m sorry.”

I breathed in Alaska’s sunlight.  I reflected on the accident, the insurance claim, the parking lot, the bent bumper, my upcoming appointment at the body shop, and my phone’s dying battery, and I kindly lied. “No problem.”

God’s Commands: Exodus 1-6

The beginning is over, now the Exodus begins.  The Hebrews are slaves.  For the slaves, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a sleeping god.  Pharaoh is god and king.  I am cataloging every command given by God in scripture, and by command I very specifically mean imperatives.  Imperatives are specific verb forms in Hebrew that were used for a command.  It his how a tired mom talks to her child, “Clean your room,” or a cop calls out on the bull horn, “Pull the car over.”  I recently cataloged all the commands in Genesis, now we move on to the book of Exodus. The people aren’t on the move, but God is.

Exo 1:10 “Come, let us deal shrewdly…” A Pharaoh who didn’t remember Joseph came to power.  Dealing shrewdly meant having slave masters over the Israelites.  Apparently the debt slavery that Joseph instituted was more ceremonial.  Once again, I won’t always do human commands, but this god-king’s command is pretty important for the story of Exodus.

Exo 3:5 “Take your sandals off your feet.”  The first part of this verse, “do not come any closer,” is not an imperative form.  It is more like a street sign, “No Parking” or “No Outlet”.  This sandal-removing was an ancient way of showing respect for qodesh, holy things.  But notice, God commands the holy act; the man Moses doesn’t invent it.  This will be the relationship between prophet and God for the rest of Exodus.

Exo 3:10 Lit. “And you go, and I will send you to Pharaoh, then bring out my people.” The “I will send” is sandwiched between two imperatives.  If Moses obeys, he will go with God’s authority.  When he has God’s authority, he can obey more.  This is Moses’ commissioning.  God wasn’t creating another god-king to free the people from Pharaoh.  He was creating someone who would obey.

Exo 3:16 “Go, assemble the elders of Israel.”  The imperative is the “go” and the task upon arrival is to gather the people.  God’s plan is to call out the people before crushing Pharaoh.

Exo 4:3 “Throw it on the ground.”  God demands clumsiness.  The staff turns into a serpent.  Moses’ response? “He ran from it.”  Curiously, God said, “Go, Go” but Moses didn’t budge.  The snake appears and then Moses’ sandal-less feet know what to do.

Exo 4:4 “Stretch out your hand and grasp it.”  Moses, that snake that scared you, God wants you to reach out and grab it.  God commands herpetology.  Moses isn’t fulfilling Genesis 3:15, “He will crush your head,” but we are getting closer.  This is the beginning of a discussion of Moses’ hands, yad.

Exo 4:6-7 “Put your hand into your cloak… return your hand into your cloak.”  God commands what we would take for a street magician’s “trick”, except the trick is to be afflicted and unafflicted with a lethal skin disease.  Leprosy was no joke.  God is showing Moses signs, but they aren’t happy signs.  Things are on fire, snakes appear, and now leprosy is in his dry cleaning.

Exo 4:12 “Now go.”  The same command from Abraham’s story, lek.  But now, God adds a sense of urgency and immediacy to the command.  It is important that we see what God is doing to Moses’ body.  God has made his feet more saintly (3:5); his hands powerful (4:4, 6); and now God blesses Moses’ mouth.  God has given Moses everything he needed to fulfill the command of “now go.”

Just to clarify, the “take some water” of 4:9 is not an actual imperative.  That verse is God talking about Moses’ response to a potential circumstance.

Exo 4:13 “Send someone else please.”  Moses offers up his excuse of not talking real good.  God’s command has completely missed him.  Moses is scheming how God can complete his plan without him, but God’s command was “now go.”  Moses final refusal is a reversal of the sending that God spoke in 3:10.

Notice the patterns of Moses’ refusal.  First Moses says, “I am wrong.”  God says, “I will make you right.  I will supply what you lack.”  Moses says, “Well fine.  Send someone else.  Your command is wrong.”  4:14 starts, “The LORD’s anger burned against Moses…”

Exo 4:19 “Go back.”  The same command as 4:12.  We don’t know what Moses has been doing since his conversation with Jethro.  This command from God could have been just after Moses left Jethro’s tent or some time could have passed.  The curious thing is that Moses made it seem like he wanted to return to see “if any of [his relatives] are still alive” but God cuts to Moses’ fear of “the men who wanted to kill you.”  Moses didn’t outright lie to Jethro, but he didn’t tell him the full truth of why he had to go.  Something was still troubling Moses, and it was fear.  But, God let Moses know the same command is still in effect.

Exo 4:21 “See that you perform before Pharaoh all the wonders.”  Moses was nervous about his speaking ability before, God now commands his vision.

Exo 4:23 “Let my son go.”  God is telling Moses how the exchange with Pharaoh will go down.  You take my son, so I kill your son.  God vs. god.  King vs. king.  It is not good to chain God’s children.

Exo 4:27 “Go to meet Moses.”  Aaron gets up and does it.  No questions.  No wonder he ends up with the priestly lineage.

Exo 5:1, 4 “Let my people go… Get back to your work!”  God through his prophet demands that the people be released.  The god-king commands the people back to their work.  God’s “go” is a verb for sending out, for going somewhere new.  Pharaoh’s word is the ordinary word for walking.  He is commanding the people walk the way they always have, slavery.  The real God can do new things.

Exo 5:18 “Now! Go! Work!”  The translations don’t do justice for how zealous the slave masters are.  Also, there is some interesting wordplay in “no giving straw to you, but you giving quota of bricks.”  The verbs are the same.  The true God gave Moses one task and equipped him three ways.  Pharaoh-god gave Israel one task but robs them of the means to complete it.

Exo 6:6 “Say to the Israelites.”  This seems like a normal sentence, but this is a big moment for Moses.  Most of Exodus has been a prophet-to-outsiders conversation.  God is commanding Moses to talk to the people.  This is the bulk of the prophetic role for all of scripture.  And it all starts like this, “I have remembered my covenant… say to the people.”

Exo 6:11 “Go. Tell Pharaoh.”  God restarts the diplomacy with Pharaoh with two imperatives.  The “tell” is more emphatic that the “said” of 5:1.  Pharaoh is going to get a talking to.  This is not a command to have a conversation with Pharaoh.

Exo 6:26 “Bring the Israelites out” is the narrator quoting God, but it is close enough.

Exo 6:29 “I am the LORD.  Tell Pharaoh king of Egypt everything I tell you.”  Technically, Moses isn’t ready to tell anybody (v30), but from God’s perspective, the stage is set.  He is ready to have the telling commence.

An exodus hasn’t begun, but the Exodus has.  The people aren’t free yet, but God has promised it will happen.  The only thing in God’s way is the god-king Pharaoh.  The true God gives and gives and remembers his promises.  The false god gives nothing and expects to be given everything, and he can’t even remember Joseph.  God has also started teaching Moses what a prophet will be, how he will talk, how he will wear his shoes, how he must obey.

Slush Cup

She wore a unicorn costume to her doom.  The crowd cheered.  The molten snow made everyone squint.  I defiantly stood over my neighbor’s soda.

In early April, Girdwood, Alaska hosts the annual Slush Cup.  Several dozen rider-swimmers take turns speeding down the bottom of the ski run toward a ramp.  The ramp launches them over an icy pond.  Alyeska Resort digs the pond just for the event.  A rider technically is successful if he or she can land a jump and water ski across the pond without getting wet.  Riders get extra points for outlandish costumes and tricks or crashes.

Back to the soda.  This year I went to the event as a bonus.  The purpose of my day was to hike out to a glacier, view it, and be awed.  Visiting the Slush Cup was a whim.  And this guy with ear buds and tribal tattoos was blocking my view of my whim.  I tried to empathize with him.  Of course he was just trying to be a good friend.  The soda bottle was meant to reserve a spot in the viewing area.  But my internal dialogue justified my encroachment, “The early bird gets the worm… A penny saved is a penny earned,” I told myself.  His soda habit will probably lead to diabetes.  I had encroached at dozens of concerts and festivals. I will encroach again.

What I learned is that Girdwood in general, and the Slush Cup in particular, has a reputation for hedonism.  Everyone just wants to have a good time. The word is revelry and less of debauchery.  Families come and friends meet up.  The festival vibe is in full swing.  And nothing is serious.

But then there is this guy.  Standing right in front of me.  He can’t be more than 5’10” but the slope of the hill is away from the ramp.  He is very slight, but I can’t see through him.  His ear buds come out and he turns around.

“Hey man, thanks for saving my spot.  I think I am gonna watch up on the hill.  We can see everything from up there.  You don’t need this anymore though.”  The “bro” who the soda was for has arrived.  To my embarrassment, he removes the soda from between my heels.  But I think, “Good, follow your bro.  Let me see.”

“I’m gonna stay and make sure I get a few good shots.”  My neighbor-obstacle will remain.  I look for his camera.  Is he hiding a camera with a fast shutter and a fancy lens?  He pulls out his phone and wobbles it at the bro.

The local radio DJ announces the next rider.  “The Jesus” is a local lift operator.  He doesn’t waver to slow down on his path toward the ramp.  His brown monk habit flaps and his floor length rosary clips against the snow.  The DJ jokes, “He can walk on water, but can he board?”  The Jesus kicks too high off the ramp.  I lose sight of him behind my neighbor.  The splash is drowned out by laughter and cheers.